DONE FOR YOU CONTENT SYSTEMS THAT CONSISTENTLY CRASH THE ALGORITHIM,
You're very very very welcome in advance.
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Hey sup,you're probably here cuz you either really like clicking on links, if that's the case then, weird..but if, you wanna shoot your content to light speed levels so much so your competition sh*ts themselves while you dominate your markets algorithm and want precisely none of the headache,I'm talking a content system that spits organic traffic to your brand consistently day n night, 24/7, 365.None of the headache, all the creative freedom and rocket fire ballistics algorithm domination,then buckle up, sit tight and ohhhhhh boy are you in for a treat.Anywhoo,look, here's the deal,content creation is akin to fighting a rabid aroused polar bear with aids with a toothpick, on a unicycle with a flat on fire,
paints quite a picture...and that's not growing sh* t, just creating content.When you hit upload after getting it edited from a freelancer who fu* ks up the already delayed upload sched, praying to big papa algorithm," please, please let this one pop off, I can't take it anymore, let this sh t go viral, I'm tired of this influencer bullsh*t "and surprise, surprise the script scrawled up in 15 minutes with 2 google searches worth of research, takes of you dozing off in the distance (the editor thought it was a part of the vid, lol), not to mention the stuttering or the overblown godforsaken thumbnail,it falls flat, like the last 8 ones, lost to the deep dark pool of shit content.
But I'm 10000% positive++,
that If you've read this far, you don't want that, in any way shape or form.So understanding that running the halfassed quote on quote “c0nsistent” content with a go it alone rambo, lone soldier, one man army mentality would only get one man results.*To compete in a market with explicit animations of animatronics bears, the kardashians doing sh t that you can’t keep up with, nonstop end of the world news, star wars memes, 9/11 moon nazis conspiracies and a A, B or C lister celebrity dying every other day.Not to mention every single person, advertiser, man, woman and childrens nursery rhymes accounts with a adsense account,plus a sh *t ton of naughty stuff along grandmas fire cooking content.You really wanna take on all of this, one person and their half assed freelancers…ALOO0000000000000000000000000000OONE,is like recommending someone to take a rusty butter knife to a chainsaw gangbang.You can try,hell, you could even win,not saying you can't, fu *k man,If anything, I'm cheering you on man, go you mr. or mrs. landing page reader.I’m not sure if every single person with a adsense account would though...look, stating facts,according to wyzowl 271,330 hours of video content are uploaded to youtube daily,just youtube… not including any of the gazillion other socials,and you wanna carve some traffic right ???,you want it quick,you want it everywhere,*you want it superglued, top of your audience's home page.,you want your competitors to sh *t themselves to bankruptcy by seeing it so much,you want the silver, the gold and the diamond plaques,the office champagne celebrations in bali,milestones after milestones,just keeps stacking up,a 100 views,a 100 thousand,a 100 million.Un-limited traffic,small problem ?
just you vs the entire internet,there's a psycho crazy competitive market for attention,you need a crazy cutthroat competitive advantage.
All skeptisism aside,
if you could kill the guesswork?would you?I made Expo Studios for this sole reason,to burn it to the fu*king ground.As much as I would love to talk about how great we are and how we take names, kick asses and grow content, you could give a sh *t, so, I'll talk about what we could do for you.You started making content, not because you wantedto lose sleep over which color the thumbnail should be,or to overthink hiring a premiere pro or davinci editor,or whether to optimize for AVD or UVC or CTR or ABCDEFG,or stuck in neverending bullsh *t rabbit holes for researching scripts,you didn't sign up for this shit, plain and simple,
you wanted to make content, period.
Algorithm gangbanging,
with our kick in the nuts system,
you get just that.Freedom of creativity and involvement with gangbanging results regardless.You wanna get into the nitty gritty KPIS and down in the weeds about watch time or maybe you're crazy and wanna focus on some other sources of traffic, I respect that,or even if you just wanna enjoy the 4 hour workweek laptop lifestyle income, kickback, feet in the sand and have a iced pina colada, we'll gladly be your content god mother.
From scripting to testing.
10x-20x your views under 49 days or we're your content slaves for free.Every single thing you need to make rapid fire quality content and crash the algorithm nonstop day and night. This includes all the pre n post production with testing and optimizing,from the depths of your mind to google docs, brain to pdf, with scripting,you on camera nothing short of oscar ready dicaprio with on cam training,editing and thumbnails done simultaneously as per your taste and to deep fry the algorithm,every key metric from WT to AVD and CTR and all the good sh*t in between, tracked and optimized for constant growth.Your entire content system, scripted, edited, tested and optimized for algorithm crashing, competitors pants burning, more traffic than rush hour Chicago,done entirely on autopilot.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait look..
A long ass landing page with huge promises, amazing copy and a solid offer aside,don't buy from us, yet.We wanna prove ourselves to you, my partner's gonna hate me but I'm gonna bleed our margins dry,not here to sell you anything,just here to help you make a decision, to take the jump and dive in the pit of content hell fire and scare off demon papa algo once and for all ornot.I get it Mr. or Mrs. landing page reader, you're thinking,why in the sweet fu *k should I trust you, why not hire a freelancer on Fiverr for 20 bucks?fair enough, hey, I get it,if you've read this far and still think a freelancer can help you,with all the insane competition and a huge mediocre market of freelancers then my friend maybe content isn't for you,sounds cool in theory of having a couple of freelancers but when sh *t hits the fan and you actually want real growth, no freelancer could save you.you don't wanna dive in bare bone head first, you wanna see how deep the water's first and as for the freelancer,Let's cut the chasing and foreplay,we're taking on 3 clients as case studies,completely on cost.Meaning not a cent goes to the owners (pain and suffering), you just pay our hardworking honest inhouse team. This is with the metrics, the testing, the scripts, the editing,script to testing, all of it!As if my partner already didn't hate me enough,we're doing shorts and thumbnails for free. :)
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Not interested 🥺🥺 ???
Alright, alright, alright, you wanna break my heart, fine.If you don't wanna buy, I get it, but at least get your systems checked,no harm in a quick chat with experts.30 minutes with our best guys, you nitpick our brains, we skim through your checks and balances to sort any icks out.We make 42 grand each week, just 2 partners that work combined 12 hours a day, no weekends off, break down the math to 500 bucks an hour.So it's gonna cost 250 bucks, but since we're nice guys,it's for free!You're very very welcome.
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